liquor cabinet contents

Now I just want to point out that I'm not an alcoholic.

How can you be sure?

Well if I was all those bottles would be empty, wouldn't they?

Here's the stockpile:
42 Below Manuka Honey Vodka;
Absolut Citron;
Absolut Kurant;
Absolut Mandrin;
Absolut Pears;
Absolut Vanilia;
Alize Gold;
Amarula (elephant fruit cream);
Amsterdammertje Jonge Genever;
Aquavit;
Bacardi White Rum;
Bacchus Butterscotch Schnapps;
Bailey's (Irish cream);
Baitz Blue Curaçao (orange);
Baitz Crème de Menthe (mint);
Berentzen Sour Apple Schnapps;
Berentzen Kirsch (cherry);
The Big Strawberry Sparkling Wine;
Bombay Sapphire Gin;
Campari (bitter orange);
Chambord (black raspberry);
Cointreau (orange);
Continental Cinnamon Schnapps;
De Kuyper Peach Schnapps;
De Kuyper Strawberry Schnapps;
Disaronno Amaretto (almond);
Frangelico (hazelnut);
Green Fairy Absinthe;
J&B Rare Scotch Whisky;
Jose Cuervo Reposado (tequila);
Kahlua (coffee);
Kirsberry (cherry);
Liquore Galliano;
Malibu (coconut rum);
Marie Brizard Crème de Cassis (blackcurrant);
Midori (melon);
Montenegro (bitter orange);
Mount Gay Dark Rum;
Mulberry Port;
Poire Williams Eau di Vie (pear);
Sake;
Sambuca Galliano;
Soho Lychee Liqueur;
Toschi Amaretto (almond);
Umeshu (Japanese plum wine);
Vok Triple Sec (orange);
Wyborowa Vodka.