food porn meme

I’ve been tagged by Kazari with a cute meme combining romance and food.

Don’t they say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach?

Food Porn Meme

1. What food do you consider the best “date” food? In other words, what meal or food item do you think is sexiest to eat in the company of someone you would like to look sexy around?
Mangoes. All those sweet juices! And there's a lot of sucking and licking involved in eating a mango. It's very messy.
Besides, you’d be surprised how cute your loved one can be with mango dripping from their chin.

2. What well-known person would you like to share a meal with—with or without clothing. (saying whether or not clothes are involved is optional).
I have been thinking this over for about an hour now and no one comes to mind. I can think of lots of people, but no one famous.
Maybe Henry VIII. He liked a good feast and it would be interesting to hear how he juggled all those wives. If it's the young Henry VIII, without clothes could be considered. But based on those portraits from later in his life I'd say clothes would be a MUST.

3. What does your perfect breakfast-in-bed look like? (Food AND the details, please. Candles? Music? Flowers? Hot tub? Dancing girls?
Yeah. I’m just not sold on breakfast in bed.
I mean it all sounds great in theory but once it arrives and I’m sitting there it just feels uncomfortable and I’m paranoid about crumbs going under the blankets and . . . . eeewww! Just thinking about it gives me the heebie jeebies.
Best breakfast in bed? No such thing.

4. What do you consider the best application of whipped cream to be?
Dairy and body parts do not mix people!
Do not abuse your cream. Cows work hard to make it!
Cream is best on trifles and strawberry shortcake.
Wow, I’m sounding like a real prude here but all these questions seem to land squarely in my gross-out areas.

5. Oh-God-No, Biff, the yacht is sinking! You are sent to the galley to retrieve the food. What luxury food items do you snatch first? The champagne? The caviar? Smoked Salmon? Truffles? Chocolate? Or something else?
Food? This is an emergency! Biff can go down and get it himself if he’s so bloody hungry. I’m getting that life jacket on and doggy-paddling to safety. Out of my way!

Now I’m supposed to tag five other bloggers but I know a lot of people don’t like to do memes, and given this one could be a little raunchy, I’ve decided to open it up to anyone who feels game. If you do the meme, leave a comment with the link to your own response.

Now I leave you with some fantastic pictures I was emailed today at work.

I have no idea where these came from so please forgive me if there’s some copyright infringement but I just thought they were worth spreading around.

Click on each one to enlarge because you'll see they are all made entirely from food items. Can you believe it!